cofeecigarettes:
cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem basically you want to be a father this is the most accurate thing i ever read
cj-twig:
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem basically you want to be a father
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
hotanimegirl:
did this broccoli just flip me off?
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
toostrongforblasters:
superwholocks-bitch: so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas How on Earth did you say that without singing it??
superwholocks-bitch:
so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas
so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up
she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas
How on Earth did you say that without singing it??
whatshouldbetchescallme:
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
librarian-byday:
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
rapewhistled:
on a mission for the Lord
snuffysbox:
twenty4mixtapes: …aaaand Tom Hanks has his hand caught in a pickle jar. “You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”“But I want a pickle.” #sometimes i remember that tom hanks exists and the world seems a better place.
twenty4mixtapes:
…aaaand Tom Hanks has his hand caught in a pickle jar. “You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”“But I want a pickle.”
…aaaand Tom Hanks has his hand caught in a pickle jar.
“You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”“But I want a pickle.”
#sometimes i remember that tom hanks exists and the world seems a better place.