You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off?

hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off?

people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone

toostrongforblasters:

superwholocks-bitch:

so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up

she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas 

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How on Earth did you say that without singing it??

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

rapewhistled:

on a mission for the Lord

rapewhistled:

on a mission for the Lord

snuffysbox:

twenty4mixtapes:

…aaaand Tom Hanks has his hand caught in a pickle jar.

“You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”
“But I want a pickle.” 

#sometimes i remember that tom hanks exists and the world seems a better place.